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Faculty of Mennonite Comedy

How do we know that Adam and Eve were Mennonite?
Who else would be with a naked woman and be tempted by a piece of fruit?

What happens if you take one Mennonite fishing?
He drinks all your beer.

What happens if you take two Mennonites fishing?
They don't drink any of your beer.

What's a significant ethical Mennonite dilemma?
Free beer.

What is the difference between a Lutheran and a Mennonite?
A Lutheran will say 'hello' to you in a liquor store!

What's the difference between a Mennonite girl and Alaska?
About 3 degrees.

What's the difference between a Mennonite boy and a rock?
The rock moves faster.

What's the shortest book in the world?
Mennonite war heroes.

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?
Seve - one to actualy change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?
Who said anything about change?

Why don't Mennonite women wear sleeveless dresses?
They refuse to bare arms.

What goes black and white, black and white, black and white?
An Old Order Mennonite somersaulting down a hill.

Why don't Mennonites make love standing up?
They're afraid it might lead to dancing.

What's the Mennonite form of birth control?
Put a stone in the man's shoe; it makes him limp.

How was copper wire invented?
Two Mennonites found a penny.

What do you get when you cross a Mennonite and Japanese car?

How do you break a Mennonite's neck?
You walk all around his car.

Why did they build a wall around Steinbach?
To stop the spread of Abe's.

What goes clop, clop, clop - clop, clop, bang, bang - clop, clop?
A driveby shooting in Amish country.

Why don't they hire Mennonites at the Kennedy Space center?
Every time they announce "Launch", the mennonites run for their lunch pails.

What do you call a Mennonite coffee break?
Menno Pause

What's a paradox?
Two ducks flying over Altona.